These are such cunning girls.
Although many probably wouldn’t have turned down such a pastime, this guy decided to go all the way. What came of it?
“Where are you going, dear?” his wife asked.
“I’m going to the bar, dear. For a beer.”
Her wife said, “Would you like a beer, darling?”
She opened the refrigerator door and showed him 25 different types of beer from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, and so on.
Her husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing he could think of was, “Yes, this is awkward… but at the bar… you know… they have frozen glasses…”
He couldn’t finish his sentence because his wife interrupted him, saying, “Would you like frozen glasses, dear?”
She pulled a beer mug from the freezer, which was so frozen that cold steam was rising from it.
Her husband, looking a little pale, said, “Yes, dear, but they have snacks at the bar that are really delicious… I’ll be right back. I’ll be right back.” “I promise. OK?”
“Want a snack, darling?”
She opened the oven and pulled out five different appetizers: chicken wings, spare ribs, mushrooms, bacon strips, etc.
“But, my dear… in a bar… you know… it’s okay to curse, say dirty words, and all that…”
“You want dirty words, darling?”
“Listen here! Drink your damn beer from your damn beer mug and eat your damn snacks, because you’re married now, and you’re not going anywhere! Do you understand me?”
